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<description>Veteran men of the media, Max Buffer and Terry Bland, look over a vast career in movies and TV. Join them as they remember classic shows such as crossdessing comedy 'Life's a Drag', Jimmy Nail's chip shop loving detective 'Shepshed' and the aborted TV quiz 'How Much is an Arab Worth?'.</description>
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<itunes:summary>Remember all those shows you'd thought you'd forgot? Join veteran men of the media Max Buffer and Terry Bland on a coach trip down memory lane as they visit such gems as the classic Gareth Hunt sci-fi spy show 'Code A', the riotous but unfairly aborted 'How Much is an Arab Worth?' and the cheeky Robin Askwith sitcom 'One Bloke and Two Birds.'

Read the blog and listen to the podcast as Max and Terry tell you what's wrong with modern telly and how they can fix it using marmalade, Ross Kemp and years of experience . . . </itunes:summary>
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<title>Indoors Outdoors</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Give the neighbours something good to talk about as you invite a TV crew to transform your garden into extra living space. Max and Terry show how the life of a poor family can be enhanced by Brian Dowling and Robson Green tramping through their backyard. Add thousands to the value of your house in this tricky time of the credit crunch. Along the way find out secrets of the wheelchair, Alan Titchmarsh off camera and Robson Green's new catchphrase. <br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 6 Sep 2008 08:22:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Surf Doctor</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Prepare your ears for genius as Max and Terry search for a more talented, and less litigious Ross Kemp settling on the peopleâs actor Robson Green. Robson is mooted as the star of their action-packed, genre-crossing TV treat âSurf Doctorâ, a show already described as âhaving one over Lovejoy.â Dare to imagine a surfing-doctor-detective foiling the plot of an evil Leslie Grantham and his just-as-evil hypnotised sharks. <br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 11:58:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Charity Begins in Hove</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Bookings are now being taken for Max's lecture tour. Hear about a 78% surefire hit that never got past the pilot stage, Charity Begins in Hove. Max takes you behind the scenery (left over from another show) to give you a first hand insight into the creation of comedy gold.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 21:51:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Children</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Who is Ted Monroe? What to do to get the kids to stop all the stabbing and pull themselves off away from the internet? Max and Terry create a world of wonder, full of wondrous things in your actual olden days, in the shape of a classic drama serial for kids. Find out why Max and Terry feel obligated to Cilla Black, the going rate for Joe Pasquale and how to defeat evil moth creatures from another realm. <br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 11:13:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Code A</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Alien shenanigans in the far-off future of 1998 are recalled by Terry. Find out how Gareth Hunt got the part as Space Agent John Granger, why Morty Vicker's double act 'Vicker and Tart' dissolved, and why you should use non-toxic glue in monster masks. All this and how clever use of an egg sandwich can help you get the best performance from your actors. <br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 07:33:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Crime</title>
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<description><![CDATA[It's one hot spud of a topic. This week Max and Terry lament a lack of decent police procedurals on the telly and devise a surefire hit that'll get Parky reaching for his Sky+ box. Also find out why Max is miffed with the Chuckle Brothers, and why Terry isn't too chuffed with that fella from Eastenders (not Ross Kemp, the other one, he was in it years ago, you remember him don't you?). Where to buy drugs, what kids get up to in jail and what you'd never name a child - all covered in great detail and oh so much more. <br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 3 Aug 2008 20:40:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:30:32</itunes:duration>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Life's A Drag</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Ronnie Corbett's boxer shorts! Yes Max returns for another remembering session. The hilarity of men dressing up as women is taken to hysterical new heights of humour in the pilot for 'Life's a Drag'. But where did it come from? How was it made? Why was it never released? All these issues and more are addressed along with a performance of the show's jokes by Max himself. <br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 10:06:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:14:42</itunes:duration>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Food</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Max and Terry roast some old chestnuts and give the Fanny-joke an airing in this instructive episode about cookery shows on TV. Get their sometimes damning verdicts on modern TV chefs and find out how they can reinvigorate a moribund genre using Ross Kemp, marmalade and a pinch of media magic. <br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 07:36:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>How Much is an Arab Worth?</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Max gets all remembery about the lost, and almost forgotten, celebrity panel show 'How Much is an Arab Worth?'. So join us for tales of stubbornness, real desert sand and a quick round of 'Woman or Ass'. <br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 08:26:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Reality</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The latest show has veteran men of the media, Max Buffer and Terry Bland, in conversation as they tell you just
what's wrong with reality TV and how it can be fixed with a celebrity
version of Are You Being Served? Along the way find out about Merlin
the Psychic Dog, horses on drugs, Clive Dunn's Portugal hideaway and
why Ross Kemp would make the perfect Captain Peacock. Things you won't get an answer to include the reason why Wendy Richards will never speak to Max and Terry again. www.mediamuseum.co.uk.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 7 Jul 2008 23:37:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Terry Bland's Answerphone</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Max replies to Terry's message. Join them soon for a discussion about the state of modern telly and how it can be fixed. <br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 6 Jul 2008 21:25:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>What a Podcast!</title>
<link>http://mediamuseum.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=355767#</link>
<description><![CDATA[This is a bit of a tasty teaser for you to share with your friends. Thanks to everyone who's downloaded so far. It's hopefully persuaded Max to take a break from his busy lecturing schedule and join in with his memories. Anyway, better go. Babs has been baking and I promised I'd help by sticking some cream in her buns. <br/>Terry.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 4 Jul 2008 19:42:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Lush Face!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Terry remembers working on forgotten gem of the 1970s - 'Lush Face!'. Hear how the game shifted from the intellectual philosophy of the original board game to a bawdy, gurning knockabout quiz show that caused serious injury to Lionel Blair. And, coming soon - Terry Bland and Max Buffer in conversation!<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 19:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:07:20</itunes:duration>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Max Buffer's Answerphone</title>
<link>http://mediamuseum.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=350876#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Subscribe today to hear more from Max Buffer's Media Museum. Coming soon - 'Lush Face!', the board game that led to the quiz show that led to misfortune for Lionel Blair. <br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 21:28:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Please sir, can I have some more?</title>
<link>http://mediamuseum.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=350704#</link>
<description><![CDATA[If you enjoy these nuggets of nostalgia perhaps you should pop over to our <a target="_blank" href="http://mediamuseum.wordpress.com/">blog-bit</a>. You can find original versions of <span style="font-style: italic;">M.O.O.S.E</span> and <span style="font-style: italic;">Where there's a will...</span>, along with much much more including never before read down a microphone classics such as Jimmy Nail's <span style="font-style: italic;">Shepshed</span>, the riotous <span style="font-style: italic;">How Much is an Arab Worth?</span> and the trans-tastic <span style="font-style: italic;">Life's a Drag</span>. <br/>That all important web address is: <a target="_blank" href="http://mediamuseum.wordpress.com/">http://mediamuseum.wordpress.com/</a><br/>And while we're at it, please tell your friends and loved ones about our podcast. You can even find us on iTunes with this handy link:<br/><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=283343846">http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=283343846</a>
        
        

        <br/><br/>I'm off to polish the horse brass with Babs. See you next time. <br/><br/>Terry.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 07:51:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Where there's a will . . . </title>
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<description><![CDATA[Terry remembers working with Les Dennis on this controversial classic. Ever wanted to make sure you're left something decent by Gran? Get into her good books and pick up some tips from 'Where there's a will. . .'. <br/><br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 21:57:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:06:02</itunes:duration>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>M.O.O.S.E</title>
<link>http://mediamuseum.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=349747#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Welcome to the audio version of Max Buffer's Media Museum. Max and his friend Terry Bland 'remember' classic shows such as crossdessing comedy 'Life's a Drag', Jimmy Nail's chip shop loving detective 'Shepshed' and the aborted TV quiz 'How Much is an Arab Worth?'. This week 80s action spectacular M.O.O.S.E gets the remembering treatment. <br/>Visit http://mediamuseum.wordpress.com for the written down versions. <br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 21:25:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:04:27</itunes:duration>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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