Max and Terry chuck their keys in the fruit bowl and spend an evening romancing a new TV dating show idea. From the shock of inappropriate listener mail to a family friendly way to find love on the box, telly's top producers return with more tips and tricks. Increase your reach, find love and get a bunch of single men to do your ironing for free.

Art for the masses! Bored of toffs and know-it-alls trying to pass off pickled wildlife as art? Max and Terry are and they have just the solution for making arts TV fun again. So pop along to the Media Museum for nuns with norks, darts legend Ted Hankey and uncanny impressions.

Max returns with another portion of BiteSized Buffer. This taster from Max's lecture tour instructs would-be TV producers in striking emotional notes through pet death. Email Max with any scripts you want reading by pointing your mouse in the direction of max @ mediamuseum.co.uk.

Get the fire going, curl up on the sofa, snuggle up to a loved one (or the dog) and settle down for death and cocoa. Max and Terry explore the world of genteel murders and find a variety of ways to bump off sleepy villagers. This week's podcast features an important message to a certain actor, biscuits for cheese and the benefits of being a busybody. Send email to either max@ or terry@ mediamuseum.co.uk.