Are you sick of shows such as What Not to Look Like, Laughing at Poor People, and How Fat is Your Wife? Max and Terry are and they have the perfect entertainment solution. Enter the Media Museum for a round of Cribben's Cribbage and Sherrie's Skittles as the veteran telly experts create a pub-quiz-sitcom-costume-drama gameshow where members of the public and top celebs, including Nicky Berry and Don Estelle, can mingle and have a jolly knees up. And this week Max and Terry would like to thank the lovely Sandra Virgin for sending in the jaffa cakes.

Max accidentally lands on some filthy channels on his Sky box and discovers that for £1.50 a minute you can speak to a woman in her pants for sordid phone sex while a nation watches on. Shocking stuff, I'm sure you'll agree. And so Max and Terry deconstruct this terrible, exploitative phenomenon and then turn it into a bleak ITV drama series. Join them to learn the horror of being forced to waggle your bits around 9 nights a week, secrets of the serious acting beard, and how media studies can help turn lives around.

Max casts his mind back to a Norman Wisdom film that never was. His tribute to the Marx brothers, in the form of a Karl Marx biopic, had all the makings of a classic slice of cinema comedy. Be astounded at the cavalier approach to historical accuracy and marvel at what could have been. Subscribe today, visit the website (www.mediamuseum.co.uk) and tune in next week for a shocking view of the seedier side of satellite television.

Give the neighbours something good to talk about as you invite a TV crew to transform your garden into extra living space. Max and Terry show how the life of a poor family can be enhanced by Brian Dowling and Robson Green tramping through their backyard. Add thousands to the value of your house in this tricky time of the credit crunch. Along the way find out secrets of the wheelchair, Alan Titchmarsh off camera and Robson Green's new catchphrase.